I am big on Saturday and Sunday. Small on Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday. I’m not on Monday or Friday. What am I?

A man was just doing his job when his suit was torn. Why did he die three minutes later?

I love to dance and twist and prance, I shake my tail, and as away I sail, wingless I fly into the sky. What am I?

I am four letters long, I can be seen in the sky, I am the ocean & I am the sea. Can you guess me?

It doesn’t bark, it doesn’t bite but it still won’t let you in the house. What is it?

Die without me, Never thank me. Walk right through me, Never feel me. Always watching, Never speaking. Always lurking, Never seen. What am I?

I hit the tall miss the small. In a flash I am gone. What am I?

What has a foot on each side and one in the middle?

Samuel was out for a walk when it started to rain. He did not have an umbrella and he wasn’t wearing a hat. His clothes were soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet. How could this happen?